James Barry, The Birth of
Pandora; Manchester Art Gallery at Wikimedia Commons.
Long
ago there were
almighty gods everywhere. Boys and girls. They knew they couldn't
hurt one another, and so they were cruel to one another more often
than they were fair. They were forever quarrelling and fighting.
Shivvy
was a boy god whose hobby was making things from stone and wood and
metal. He ran away from the fights the other gods enjoyed
waging against one another. All the other gods, boys and girls,
thought Shivvy was needlessly cowardly for running away from fights,
and that his cowardice was in keeping with his low-intelligence
choice of making pretty things of stone and wood and metal.
Why
would an
almighty god waste time making pretty things out of stone and wood
and metal? Stone and wood and metal perished sooner or later. It was
useless for a god that lived forever to spend time caring for things
that would not last forever.
Sometimes
some of
the gods, boys and girls, would hang around to watch Shivvy working,
just so that they could make fun of him. Shivvy didn't care. He loved
his hobby.
One
day Shivvy was
concentrating his almighty powers on some metal in order to generate
enough super heat to melt it so that he could mould it. A few gods
lounging around, boys and girls, were so out of control making fun of
Shivvy that some of them tripped. They bumped Shivvy. Shivvy fell
into the hot melting metal.
He
wasn't hurt. He
was almighty. However, something strange happened to the metal. When
Shivvy pulled himself out of the molten metal some of his skin was
cooked into the metal. Instantly the metal turned cold and hard. The
other gods could not stop laughing at Shivvy.
For
the first time
in all his life, Shivvy became angry. He lost control. He threw the
chunk of metal at them. He knew he couldn't hurt them with it. He
chucked it at them, anyway.
One
of the boy gods
pretended to be frightened. He jumped into the path of the hurtling
metal and grabbed it in the air. When he touched it he exploded into
dust.
Everybody
was
stunned. For the first time in billions and billions of years an
almighty god was destroyed instantly, forever. All the gods fled
helter-skelter screaming in fear. Only Shivvy remained even though
he, too, was scared.
Shivvy
was afraid
that if he touched the metal where it lay on the ground he, too,
would explode into dust. Nonetheless, he couldn't resist the urge to
reach out for this metal thing he had made. He touched it.
He
did not explode
into dust. After carefully touching and examining the metal, he knew
why it had not destroyed him. It was because the metal had some of
his skin cooked into it.
A
wicked thought
occurred to Shivvy, almighty god; his first in billions of years.
Shivvy
called all
boy gods to a secret meeting. At that meeting he offered to make each
of them a metal weapon that could destroy any other almighty god it
touched. If they proclaimed him King over them he would make them
weapons so that boy gods could kill off all girl gods, sooner or
later.
The
boy gods were
thrilled at having a world with no girl gods. The boy gods proclaimed
Shivvy their King.
What
Shivvy did not
tell them was that the
weapons he made
for them would be able to kill boy gods, too, because the reason the
metal could kill all the other gods but not him was because he was
going to cook some of his skin into each of their weapons. Nor did
Shivvy tell them he intended to make their weapons to instantly
explode into dust if they got within an arm's length of Shivvy with
his weapon.
Shivvy
fully
intended to kill off all boy gods and girl gods so that, sooner or
later, he would be the only almighty god in the Universe.
After
the boy gods
proclaimed Shivvy King, he made each one of them whatever weapon
they preferred.
Some
chose bows and
arrows. Some chose swords. Some chose daggers; some long swords; and
so on.
Boy
gods went about
destroying girl gods. Girl gods took to hiding.
Many fled Earth, forever, to hide on stars.
Had
boy gods
organized themselves into an army, they could easily have destroyed
all girl gods within days. But the boy gods did not get together as
an army because they did not trust one another.
Each
with his weapon
stayed as far away from another as he could. Perhaps every boy god
was like Shivvy who wished he were the only almighty god in the
Universe.
Girl
god Kohey,
while walking through a forest, heard girl-screams. She hid behind a
tree. She saw a girl god come crashing through the forest. She was
running from a boy god named Ollop.
Ollop's
almighty
Shivvy-weapon was a bow and arrow.
The
girl god
tripped. She fell to the ground a few steps away from where Kohey was
hiding.
The
girl god pleaded
with Ollop to not kill her. Ollop grinned cruelly as he slowly and
deliberately armed the bow. He grinned evilly as he aimed the arrow
at the girl god cowering on the ground, crying. Kohey struck!
She
jumped, and
pushed Ollop away. He tumbled to the ground. His bow and arrow went
spinning out of his hands. The girl god scrambled up and flew away.
Kohey
dashed for the
bow and arrow. She picked them up, armed the bow, and shot Ollop in
the neck while he was still on the ground. Ollop, almighty god, never
knew what hit him; he exploded into dust, forever.
Kohey
wore a baggy
cloak to hide the bow and arrow she fastened to her back. She didn't
care to hide from boy gods anymore. When they approached Kohey to
kill her, they took no precautions because they didn't think a girl
god would have a weapon. It was easy for Kohey to turn a boy god
attacker into dust. She always ran away when there were two or more
boy-gods around because she did not want to risk revealing, by
accident, her secret Ollop weapons. She was also careful to not
reveal her weapons to girl gods.
One
sunny day, Kohey
was flying along above a beach when she saw King Shivvy fast asleep
in the sun on the beach. She was not about to risk a fight with the
King. She turned to fly away. As she turned, her eyes caught the
glint of gold partially buried in the sea sand next to King Shivvy.
A
jewel? The
attraction of the jewel overcame her fear of King Shivvy. She flew
down to land on the sandy beach. She walked slowly up to the jewel.
When she got near it she saw it was not a jewel. It was a metal
weapon no longer than her arm. Another boy god weapon! She was
excited! She would have two weapons when she stole this one!
Before
she could
reach out for it, she felt the bow and arrow underneath her cloak
explode into dust. She did not understand why the bow and arrow
exploded. She didn't know at the time she had discovered King
Shivvy's secret.
What
she did know
was she now had no weapon. She quickly pulled the weapon out of the
sand. It was a gold trident.
King
Shivvy awoke.
He jumped up and faced Kohey. He was not afraid because he knew no
weapon could hurt him. He did not want to frighten her to run away
with his gold trident.
Kohey
took up a
defensive stance on the sand. She kept the tines of the trident
pointing at King Shivvy. "Neat weapon, Shivvy. Why so small?"
"All
right,"
he said through his clenched teeth "just stick the trident in
the sand and leave!" "Uh-uh," said Kohey. "It's
mine, now. I'm leaving with it. How many girls have you destroyed
with this weapon, huh?"
King
Shivvy looked
at Kohey and spoke to her quietly in his best gentle voice. "Uh,
all right. You know who I am. I don't know your name. Tell me your
name."
"I
don't think
so," Kohey replied. "I am leaving. Do not follow me."
She backed away from him.
"Wait!
Wait!
Here! Look at this." Shivvy took out a ring from his pocket and
held it out in the palm of his hand for Kohey to see.
It
was a huge
flawless diamond ring. It sparkled as if it were on fire. It sparkled
more, much more than the gold trident in Kohey's hands.
Kohey
was almost in
a trance as she gazed at the beautiful jewel. King Shivvy smiled
contemptuously when he saw how enthralled the girl was with his jewel
in his hand!
Kohey
spoke softly
and hesitantly, her eyes glued on the shiny ring in King Shivvy's
hand. "You---you---you want to trade?" She was already
moving the trident to return it to him. He stepped back. He spoke
cunningly softly and falsely sweetly.
"No.
Not
really." Kohey felt herself wanting to beg King Shivvy to trade
hers for his.
King
Shivvy held the
ring to his eye and looked out to sea through the hole. He spoke
slowly as he looked.
"It's
a magical
ring. I made it.” He lowered the ring and looked sweetly,
genuinely sweetly this time, at Kohey.
"This
ring can
take you and me into the past to the very beginning. Before there was
life. Before there were even gods like us."
"I
don't want
to go to the past. The present is good enough for me,"
said Kohey in a soft voice trembling in excitement under
the
spell of the King’s jewel.
King
Shivvy said,
teasingly, "Come on. Sooner or later everyone wonders where
everything began. This jewel can take me and you there."
Kohey
mightily
pulled herself out of the power of the ring. "Us?"
She said firmly. "You're not listening, king-boy. I'm not going
anywhere with you."
"Even
if where
it all began could show you secrets that will give you power over all
the gods? Boys and girls?"
Kohey
looked at King
Shivvy. He saw in her face she was becoming interested. He
continued malevolently speaking softly.
"Lately,
when I
sleep, I dream I am in the company of a girl god." "Liar!"
shouted Kohey, struggling to mean it. “In my dreams, the girl
god keeps telling me I need her in order to travel into the past and
to be there in the past for as long as I wish to be. And I need her
to be with me for me to return here. There was just no way I was
going to approach a girl god and ask her to come with me into the
past. I was determined to find a way to travel into the past without
taking a girl god with me. But look what has happened! You show up!
A girl god has come to me!"
Kohey
did not trust
him. She took comfort in having his trident in her hands. She
wouldn't have felt so confident had she known that no weapon could
harm King Shivvy. Especially not his own. Nobody knew this. Only King
Shivvy knew this.
Kohey
repeated
firmly to King Shivvy "I said I am not going anywhere with you."
"Even if I give you your own ring?" He took out another
diamond ring from his pocket. He lightly tossed it to her. This
diamond was as huge as the other one in King Shivvy's hand. The fiery
sparkles from this one were bright blue.
Without
thinking
what she was doing, Kohey mightily impulsively hooked the ring in
midair with one of the tines of the trident.
She
stopped paying
attention to King Shivvy because she couldn't take her eyes off this
blue-fire diamond.
King
Shivvy could
have easily grabbed the trident out of Kohey's hand. However, he so
wanted to travel back in time, he did not grab the trident from her.
Instead, he spoke to her in his best satanically sweetly toned voice
to her.
"Each
of us
must wear a ring. We must hold hands. The moment our hands touch we
will travel back in time to the very beginning."
Kohey
slowly slipped
the ring off the tine and slipped it on her finger. The ring fit
perfectly. She cleared her throat and said softly, "I keep the
trident at all times." "Of course," replied King
Shivvy. Secretly he felt royally triumphantly happy! He had won!
Silly shallow girl!
He
slipped his ring
on his finger. He held out his hand. She took his hand. In seconds
they travelled at great speed back in time.
When
they stopped,
they were in a place being violently rocked and wrecked by explosions
of fire and of darknesses everywhere. Violent winds swirling around.
Millions and millions of tiny things, animate and inanimate, rushing
about in every direction. Violent collisions here there and
everywhere.
Kohey
and Shivvy had
to hold on tightly to each other to steady themselves.
"This
is what
it was like at the beginning, huh?" "Looks like." "Still want to hang
around?" shouted Kohey. "Just for
a little while. We are almighty. None of this can hurt us."
"Are
you sure?"
shouted Kohey. "You said this is a time before there were gods.
We could be just ordinary living things here. I don't want to hang
around to discover I am mortal."
A
cunning idea
occurred to King Shivvy, of how to get his trident back. "Try
the trident out on me," he said. "Stab my hand. If I'm
still almighty, the stab will not hurt me." He fully intended to
snatch the trident from her when it touched his hand.
"But
if you are
not almighty, you will disintegrate into dust." "I'm
willing to take that risk," said King Shivvy, fully believing
there was no risk since he believed he was still King of the gods
here so far in the past.
At
that moment, a
burst of darkness at their feet caused both of them to lose balance.
Kohey fell to one knee. King Shivvy tumbled onto the tines of the
trident she was holding. He exploded into dust. The King of almighty
gods was gone instantly forever, which proved that in the beginning,
there were no almighty beings.
Kohey
was not aware
King Shivvy had exploded into dust. She was too busy trying to get
back onto her feet. She was puzzled when she saw King Shivvy's ring
in her hand, but he was nowhere to be seen. When she saw dust
clinging to the tines of the trident she knew the King was no more.
A
second or two
after King Shivvy turned into dust, a boy god appeared out of
nowhere. He looked around in bewilderment. It was obvious to Kohey
that he had no idea who he was or where he was.
Kohey
remembered
that King Shivvy said there had to be a girl god and a boy god for
either of them to exist in the past, or to travel back to the
present.
"Darn
it!"
thought Kohey. "I can go back only if I take this confused and
ignorant runt with me."
She
did not like the
idea. She was prepared to risk living forever in this past. Then she
recalled she now had Shivvy's secret power. All she had to do was
hide the trident under her cloak until she got close enough to use
it! She could rid the world of all other weapons; and, better yet,
of boys!
She
smiled sweetly
and most divinely hypocritically as she slipped the late King’s
ring on the runt’s finger.
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